wordsofdiana:

Oh, so that’s how they’re killing off Wolverine.

Got to admit, I would probably also choose that hill to die on.

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seeker-nightfall:

decepticonsensual:

seeker-nightfall replied to your post:Those poor little Autobots. The idea of Kup having sex scares me, I could only imagine how they’d feel.

((Kup is a silver fox :0))

TOTAL silver fox. ;)  Honestly, the art of him in All Hail Megatron especially:  I just kept thinking, “Wow, he’s got unnecessarily nice thighs for a robot.”

((They are completely unnecessary!))

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Anonymous said: So many lewd anons... So I join in! Have you thought about circuit breakers being used as TF sex toys?

I love the idea of electrical devices being used as Transformer sex toys!  Unfortunately, my approach to science has always involved more enthusiasm than knowledge, so I don’t really have any ideas about the use or effect of circuit breakers or other devices.  I like the idea that there might be a variety, though:  ramp up the charge or prolong it or make it peak and trough, trigger overload or prevent it, etc.

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Anonymous said: The war likely meant sex happened more frequently, you never knew your last moment. At first Autobots are gonna crack down on it, "guys no, this is dangerous buy a condom or no sex" & there'd be secret unsafe sexual activity going on which was basically a middle finger b/c if they risked their lives in war they weren't accepting sex fines unless it's for a hooker. Cons took advantage which Autobot leaders noticed & later changed their stance to fine here's the instructions take your free condom

That makes a lot of sense.  Yeah, war sends a lot of social rules out the window, and it would be a seriously short-sighted military that made soldiers pay for prophylactics - even without the risk of body-hijacking sexually transmitted computer viruses. ;)

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seeker-nightfall replied to your post:Those poor little Autobots. The idea of Kup having sex scares me, I could only imagine how they’d feel.

((Kup is a silver fox :0))

TOTAL silver fox. ;)  Honestly, the art of him in All Hail Megatron especially:  I just kept thinking, “Wow, he’s got unnecessarily nice thighs for a robot.”

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i-am-menial said: Your idea of sex ed, especially paint thinner and lube, remind me a story my mom told me: She was working for a Children Protection Centre and one day, a young man was screaming and running down the hallway. Once the situation resolved, my mom ask his case worker what happened. Seems like a 'friend' of the young man told him to use liniment to masturbate, saying the heating effect would be enjoyable... It wasn't.

OH MY GOD.  That poor kid, and yet I can’t stop laughing. :)  Thanks for sharing!

Along similar lines:  a friend of mine told me about a dinner party he went to where the host went for a pee after chopping chilies.  Without remembering to wash his hands first.

Apparently, the screams could be heard down the block.

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Anonymous said: Those poor little Autobots. The idea of Kup having sex scares me, I could only imagine how they'd feel.

Awww, I think he’s a sexy old man. :)  But to each their own.  The younger Autobots may also have varying opinions on the idea…

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baiku said: and Skyfire talk the Aerialbots through flyer anatomy and interfacing customs - EXCELLENT. Since I, for some reason, like to ship Skyfire with the Aerialbots. This is cute

Thanks!  And yeah, I like that idea. :)

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